Atheism

An atheist is someone who fails to meet the requirements for believing in a divine, Godly being, and most of the time his son, Heysus Kriyst.

Freedom of religion
Back a long time ago, when your grandma was little, little as hell, she was taught to be a Christian based on some hardcore shit she learned about how everybody's a sinner and we're all fucking doomed to hell, or some bullshit thing like that. So she's in her mid-to-late seventies now and she's the most devout believer you've ever seen your whole fucking life. If you say something different than what the Bible has to say she'll smack you in the fucking face with it.

How things used to be, the good ol' times, if you told your smiling, proud-of-you-and-how-much-the-family-is-bonding father, "Hey, Dad, I'm an atheist," he would stop smiling, his eyes would widen, and he would say, "You're a what? No the hell you ain't!" and then you would just about get fucking beat to death with a belt before Mom stepped in and stopped his ass from that shit. Then they'd have a big argument, threaten to get a divorce, and then have gotten over it by the weekend.

But every weekday and weekend, from 7pm-9pm, you'd get your ass whooped by the belt, until you died.

Now, that freedom of religion shit countries got going on means that when somebody proves what atheists really are, which is Devil-worshipping, God/Jesus hating, evil little fuckers, atheists are actually allowed to respond with, "You're a fucking dumbass if you think that bullshit is true."

And religious folk are supposed to just stand by and tolerate that shit? What the fuck has this world gone to? Atheists are gonna rule the world before you know it. And when that happens all hell will break loose and the so-called "unworthy" religious people will become enslaved (enslaved?!?!) in atheist kingdoms and empires (empires?!?!), and all because of the shit happening today.