Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga, better known simply as manwhore is a fucked up celebitch best known for her technoshit he calls music. Yes, he, because anything that has a dick is generally called a he, unless it's smaller than four inches....

Gaga started out with inventing and popularizing public vomit-shitting, which usually involves a crowd of people and a vomit-shitter in which the vomit-shitter vomit-shits some vomit-shit in front of the audience, who, in return, vomits some shit.

Etymology
The name Lady Gaga came from the Latin word fuckface, which was used to describe people at freakshows and circuses who could actually fuck their own face.

(S)he likes to brag about it a lot.

Early life
Lady Gaga once said "I used to get made fun of for being either too provocative or too eccentric, so I started to tone it down. I didn’t fit in, and I felt like a freak" and that's to say the least. We got Doc and Marty on the phone and traveled back in time to 1985 and found out she was born with three dicks but they could only cut off two because they said her third dick was like a second head and it was a conjoined twin. (S)he likes to brag a lot about that fact, too.

First album
Gaga met a man named Shitit Hard in a fish store and he claimed to be a hermy, just like her, so the two met, fell in love, had some hermy kids and then Gaga made her/his first studio album, named The Fuck, which is talking about the couple's eccentric fucks that they have to go through.

Her singles, "Just Fuck", "Poker Fuck", "Love Fuck", and "Fuck Papa" gained her/him a reputation that she very much enjoyed.

Second album
So Gaga got all horny and decided to make a second album of songs like "Bad Fuck" and "Phone Fuck".

Reception
Steven Bitchass Motherfucker Irwin, a critic for the Bullshit Times, described Lady Gaga as "Unfuckable, literally. But no, seriously, she/he ain't got it, one way or the other".

Shithead Jones commented on her fashion sense, explaining "I thought she was something from some kind of fucking Final Fantasy or some shit. I don't even play that game and that's what it reminded me of."