Canada

Canada may be described as any of the following: a country with a leaf on its flag, the obsessed-with-hockey country, the communist terrorist country, or maybe even the pussy pushover country.

The word Canada formed as a portmonteau (that's how Wikipedia puts it anyway) of the words c, a, n, a, d, and another a. Believe it or not, all of those are words that are single letters. Yep. It's 100% true. You can Google it. Or Wikipedia it. Or whatever the fuck you do when your teacher tells you to look something up. Surely you don't use some sort of book?

History
Canada started off as a little city in America but when it got famous enough off of jacking Apple's iPhone products and started selling them and broadcasting them on TV and the radio, it pissed America off when they found out about them but Not So Great Britain was being gay and decided to fight America and they strangely won (because America was watching a football game and was busy, probably). So, Canada was promoted to a state in America.

Then, Canada was being bitchy and wanted to be a country and so Not So Great Britain and America were just like "why the fuck not?" and Canada was made a country.