Wikipedia

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, dubbed The free encyclopedia desperate for donations, is a viral advertising program known for constantly asking for largeass donations constantly, just like churches.

Wikipedia is edited by some of the smartest people you've ever seen, because according to them, "Jesus was a Mexican who wore a sumbrerro (if the spelling's wrong then who the fuck cares) and fucked sheep". But you know, scientists haven't proven it wrong, have they? Of course they fucking have. You bitches.

History
Wikipedia was invented in 1975 as a "little science project. Bitch", according to President Kennedy and Tom Hanks. Well, in 1977, it was proven through an email that John Smith got, that they weren't the inventors of Wikipedia, but that some dude with a fucking smallass Wikipedia article Mr. Jumbo Hot Dogs Wales was.

So, as a result, even though Tom Hanks got away by breaking out of prison, Kennedy died in jail in 2006 from old old age (like that women Obama loved).

Content
Wikipedia has been described as having "bullshit" content by many famous critics, such as the most famous, who took a shit on the entrance of the White House and ran away (they thought it was Miley Cyrus's BDMS cow that did it).