South Park

South Park was a sad attempt to reenact the 1867 Battle of South Park in which the group of kids from North Park and another group of kids from South Park fought against each other at either East Park or West Park. So yeah, nobody has any fucking clue why they called it The Battle of South Park but nobody really cares anyway, so that's the name of it.

Cartman and Kyle are, sadly, the show's producers' greatest attempts at pleasing the viewer, and, because their mesmerization methods involving marijuana and/or meth strangely work and are strangely legal in the United States and a very small part of Canada.

Production
Even though the show has about $60 million dollars to throw away for each episode, they instead spend it on food from McDonald's and Burger King and they only put about $10 into the actual episode which results in the characters looking like shit and looking like they were literally edited on fucking paint shop or something.

Anybody who watches the show could tell you that. But look hard. There's not too many because most of them died off as a result of being killed from South Park's “amazing” ability to kill people. Amazingly.

From critics
The show has suffered much criticism “for its dumbass characters, its terrible plots, and the fact that it makes no attempt to be entertaining to whoever is watching and instead depends on making fun of celebrities, especially Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, for whatever reason, even though I jerk off to them all the time and people call me gay, even though I'm a fucking guy. I just don't get it,” according to Trans Formers of Coke A Col A magazine.

An interview with God
In 2006 God was interviewed by Grancy Nace about why South Park even exists and why the power of God let it happen.


 * Grancy: “Okay, so what the fuck happened here?”
 * God: “What the fuck are you talking about?”
 * Grancy: “The very existence of South Park.”
 * God: “Lady, who the fuck cares anyway?”
 * Grancy: “That is a terrible show. And you know it!”
 * God: “Know what?”
 * Grancy: “That South Park is a terrible show!”
 * God: “Oh my God! You're still talking about that? What the fuck do you want me to say, bitch?”
 * Grancy: “Gheh. Forget it.”

Unfortunately, however, God was high at the time and his speech was slurred, and the interviewers could only sometimes understand him, so they just filled some words in where it didn't make sense.