Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert, dubbed The Gay from American Idol, through some sort of creativity that is nonexistant in whoever thought that name up, is a gayass dude who likes to tell people to go fuck themselves, and loves to be outrageous and act shitty in front of millions of people who hate him because he's gay.

Early life
Adam Lambert's first interest in boys came back when he was nine and was asked about what he thought of dicks, to which he responded, "I love drinking them! Then I'll suck on them until there's not any left and I'll just lick them because they're so tasty after that!"

Ever since then he's been totally gay.

Career
Adam Lambert started out on American Idol with Simon Cowell saying, "Mmm....so, you're gay, huh? Interesting....I'd like a taste of that. Oh. I mean....eh, you did a good job." He lost, however, of course, to Kris Allen.