Player

A player, is someone who fucks dates chicks/men/both and don't intend to hang out with one more than about a week (or something). And no, grandpa, players aren't people who play. You motherfucking dumbass.

However, not everybody can be a player, fucking obviously. Most people who are players don't look anything like the following: Sarah Jessica Parker, Rosie O Donnell, George Bush, a turtle, Miley Cyrus' dog, or Michael Jackson or that little boy he molested back in the 1990s.

So, yeah, a player isn't somebody who is a jock and plays on the fucking football or basketball team (not soccer, though).