Dildo

Soo....you looked it up? You actually looked up the word dildo? You'd better hurry up and get outta this article or your mom will catch you!! Or, well, maybe you random paged it. In that case, we'll call you innocent. So yeah, you're the innocent one in the situation.

A dildo is probably described by Wikipedia as “something that rhymes with fildo, pildo, kildo, and even bildo”, but in reality they need to be a little more specific and less censored by saying:

“It's a plastic stick that you stick into the ass/pussy of a woman or man to pleasure them. To pleasure them real hard and good. Makes them feel real good, trust me. Hand them out to tricker treaters for Halloween and tell them to go fuck themselves with it.”

Or, at least, that's what Elmo said of the word when he was high on cough medicine....

Appearances in pop culture

 * Avatar
 * The Wiggles
 * Dora the Explorer
 * Sesame Street