Today

Today, better known as the day before tomorrow, the day after yesterday, or another dick to suck is what we like to refer to as the fucking present times, or as the times in which your grandpa/ma and parents like to bitch about how sucky their shitty lives were and how great ours is.

With the help of then useful scientists/inventors, we now have shit like iPhones, HDTV, touchscreen phones, the Internet, and other shit like terrorists, Obama, and Lady Gaga to fuck up the world.

Today can be described as the day in which your mom is 40 and you are 20 and, thanks to emarketing, your mom doesn't understand that you don't have to go to college anymore to be successful, and she fucking bitches and bitches but you're just like "ha. fuck this is awesome" back when she probably had to milk a fucking cow when she was a teenager and got whipped by her parents if she fucked up on something.

Yeah, shit's awesome nowadays. Really sucks if you're 40+ though, huh?