Facebook

Facebook is a "website created by the devil", according to hardcore Christians (who are really old and have no friends except for Jesus and God), and was actually created by God himself through a missionary he called Abraham (you know, the guy who almost sent his fucking son to hell).

Facebook is considered a god in Ireland....for unknown reasons, really. Nobody in Ireland is really even fucking sure why they worship Facebook....but they do. If you ask any random Irish person if they worship Facebook they'll be like "Fuck yeah". They consider the Facebook homepage as their "portal" to the "enlightment stage". Yeah. It's really fucking weird.

Features
Facebook has a whole bunch of shitty stuff like how it sends you a message every time you get a notification, which is some bullshit because if you're the average person who has 3 friends or more, there'll be notifications, and your inbox will be packed full with messages saying "Stacy sent you a message", "You read a message from Bob. Will you reply? Or no?" and sometimes even "You went to the Facebook homepage".

History
Facebook started out in 1234 (that was not a date that was picked because it is the first four numbers of the alphabet, no, it really was the date) as a small website called Bebo. But then it got cooler and expanded into a website that actually makes sense

So yes, you remember us talking about Abraham? Yes well, Abraham was the first to create a Facebook account and that's how it all started. You can ask your mom or something.