According to You

"According to You" is a, what many like to call, a fucking sissy song to where it reminds you that this girl in this song, whoever the fuck she is, needs a helluva lotta maturing to do before she even considers forgetting the guy she used to be talking about.

The girl who wrote that, once again, whoever the fuck she is, even admitted, "You know, I wrote a sequel to this song and it's talking about how I stayed with that guy and left the fucking perfect one. Wow I'm such a fucking dumbass, you know that?"

The song has been getting very popular lately, and that is very unfortunate for Australia and America. However, the Americans (you know, us) do't give a shit about the Australians and whatever they do. They can go dance to that song all night long with kangaroos for all I fucking care.

Background
The song is about the female singer's desires for this really fucking ugly nerdy guy over this really muscular, attractive dude that she used to go out with. She's too much of a fucking dumbass to realize that the nerdy dude is just after her damn tits though.