Boredom

Boredom is the act of being bored.

Now obviously, that's not the definition you fucking wanted. But that's all Webster's dictionary is able to offer because it's too busy being a fucking DICK about everything it defines.

Realistically, boredom occurs everytime you're not doing something that entertains you. For example, sex is entertaining because pleasure is entertaining, and so thus it makes you not bored. For the moment. However, visiting with your grandma is boring because she's boring person and you're just fucking bored when you go over there. And you know it.

The level of boredom can be obtained by anything ranging from attending church to watching The Cleveland Show to playing catch with your fucking dad

Some may tell you that if you have reached boredom it is because you are a boring person in general. Tell them they can go fuck themselves. Realistically, life is fucking boring. The only time it's not boring is, like we said, when you're doing something "fun" or "not boring". All the other times, it's not boring.

Reasons for things being boring
Boredom is not a perception of the viewer to objects, things, people, places, and/or ideas. It is actually the things people, places and/or ideas that are the boring things themselves. No one person can decide what's boring. It's already been decided.

Destiny
Some things are simply boring because they've always been boring. Take your pet rat, for example. How the fuck did you think that thing was going to entertain you when you bought it at PetSmart? What the fuck were you thinking?

You may like the rat for a day or two (if you're a fucking boring loser) but then you'll get tired of him because he's not entertaining anymore. So, you were destined to get bored of him eventually.

Age
Some things were once entertaining but get boring with time, such as the video-game series Grand Theft Auto, Linkin Park's music, The Dark Knight, and messing with your little sister Marise just for the fun of it.