Tony Hawk

Tony....something....Hawk is an out-of-date, retired pro skater who has nothing better to do than sit on his ass, watch his money grow and grow, and tweet messages to the public through Twitter. Yes, fucking Twitter.

The games
Tony Hawk, for a while there, actually did something good with his investments and created a game back in the late '90s or something like that, called Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (1999). That game was kickass, just like every game till about Project 8. Pro Skater 2 (2000), Pro Skater 3 (2001), and Pro Skater 4 (2002) just kinda built off of that shit. Underground (2003) was the first risk the business took to keep making more $, and at that time, it worked, because that game was the shit, and so was Underground 2. The second risk the business took was American Wasteland, though it was arguably a smart move as well, because doing the same shit over and over would just be fucking boring (like GTA or CoD or something).

But you could call American Wasteland the last kickass game of the series. Project 8 (2006) was fucking dumb as hell, Proving Ground (2007) was not much less shittier, and Ride/Adrenaline (2009) is the fucking stupidest to date.

The eleventh plan, "Tony Hawk's Shred" is planned to be just like Ride, which is fucking bullshit.