Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity is one of the many attempts by the Alaskan USSR-tribute tribe to brainwash the minds of most Americans, except for those immune to it, such as Will Smith (World of Warcraft, Toy Story) and Tobey Maguire (Back Door Sluts 9, various Clint Eastwood movies), for unknown reasons.

Plot
To sum it up, a white couple, whose names are not signficant, are followed by magical spirit who fucks with them until the movie finally ends. Some fucked up shit, god dammit.

Public response
Most people hated it so much it seemed almost as if they actually liked it; but that's just the action that people experience when they hate a movie that much.

Critics
Yuhcee I. Fuckr commented on the film, stating "I'm a literal kinda guy, and I hate bullshit movies like that which never tell how the fuck shit like that happens; I think it would be scarier if they provided some kinda explanation for why this Katie bitch keeps getting followed by some demon". He went on to say, "Plus, pick something that hasn't been done already. This shit gets old after the millionth time. It's overkill, muthuh fuckuhs."

However, there were more positive reviews of the film, with Faggot West saying, "Gayest shit I ever saw", Fatass Stephens saying, "Dumbass bitches will love the fuck out of it", and Dickface Asshole commenting, "What the fuck was that bullshit?".

Legal troubles
Paranormal Activity was arrested on its release date for "butchering horror", taken into court a week later with the conclusion that "you can't arrest a movie", and then sentenced to the maximum sentence for such an act, which is life plus twenty-five years.

It was then that the law realized it would be somewhere between difficult and aggravating to lock a movie up in prison, so the solution was the purchase of about fifty copies from Walmart and throwing them into a pile in the middle of the cell. Its cellmate was copies of Miley Cyrus CDs, with the sentence of "butchering music".

Box office
Not to mention the office of boxes.