Sex

Sex, better described as adventurous golf, is when mommy is on all fours and screaming bloody murder because daddy is trying to kill her with his dick.

History
Sex has been around since monkeys were doing it with each other and evolving all at the same time. Sex is described as a "gift from God", a "scientific miracle", and, more clearly, simply "fucking awesome". One guy, Zeus Fux, said "I fucked a white bitch on the patio the other day. She said she was Asian. That's why I started bragging about having a big dick, even though it was just normal size. For a God, that is. Which is like as big as a jet.

Etymology
The word sex came from the word six which came from the word fix which came from the word fucks which came from the word fuck some drunk bitch in the ass.

DID YOU KNOW...

 * In this world, there's always somebody having sex?
 * Chances are that if your lady ain't screaming you're doing something wrong.
 * Your fatass probably wrecked your mom's pussy.